Who Broke Their Oath on Game of Thrones? Plus, Jon Snow Penis Jokes!

Who Broke Their Oath on Game of Thrones? Plus, Jon Snow Penis Jokes!

Game of Thrones, Jon Snow, Kit Harington

So what happens after death? Nothing, apparently.

Jon Snow has been there, and he is back to tell us there is just a lot of nothing in the afterlife, but that doesn’t mean he’s necessarily thrilled to be back in the land of the living.

“I’m not supposed to be here,” he said, after a whole lot of breathing.

“You were dead, and now you’re not, that’s completely f–king mad, seems to me,” Ser Davos said quite logically, and that line made us giggle, but not as much as Tormund’s explanation for why he knows the resurrected Jon is not a god.

“I saw your pecker. What kind of god would have a pecker that small?”

This show is just the greatest gift.

Penis jokes and WTF-ing aside, there’s business for Jon to attend to. The murderers of the Lord’s Commander of the Night’s Watch have got to be punished for their sins, and by punished we mean hanged. They be dead, thanks to Jon. However, that was his last act as Lord’s Commander, apparently. After the hanging, he gave up his coat and walked off, saying, “My watch has ended.”

 

Source by eonline

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